When my husband reprimanded our 5-year-old son for some or other misdemeanour he shot back with this (his voice loaded with hurt and anger):
“On my 3rd letter to Santa I asked for a bottle of wine, and THIS is how you repay me.”
Aren’t we the ones that are meant to use Santa’s booty for leverage? Our boy has got a knack of turning things on their head.
Have a look at what his sister wrote in her letter. Very soon we’ll find out who’s been naughty/nice.